Inbox Hell
Logged in to look at my email today. It’s not pretty.
Drafts – 9
Nov 20
To: Richard
RE: Good to hear from you! I’m happy to be a reference!
Nov 11
To: Mark
RE: Glad you got the house. Looks like life is good. Jerks.
Oct 25
To: Chandra
RE: I’m getting the HELL OUT of this department!
Oct 11
To: Grandma
RE: Did I tell you I flew in a B-29 after the war? Neener neener.
Oct 11
To: Tina
RE: Haven’t heard from you in a month. You hate us, I know it.
My replies are all so old that Richard probably thinks I’m using him, Chandra’s job got downsized, I completely lost Grandma’s birthday card, Mark probably moved, and Tina will be convinced I really did die.
New Messages – 5
Nov 28
Typepad Account
RE: Billing Issue
There was an error when we tried to bill your credit card, causing an ending in your subscription to TypePad. This frequently occurs when there is:
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a billing error caused by your bank
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a change in your billing address
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insufficient credit on your account
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your credit card has expired
Because you are a loyal customer to TypePad you have 7 days to rectify this issue…
Nov 28
Service Plan Renewal
Your time is almost up! Your Best Buy Performance Service Plan will expire on November 30, 2005 and you may be responsible for the total cost of parts and labor to repair or service your Laptop Computer…
CRAP. That’s like…TODAY. I have been eyeing this baby though. Maybe this’ll be the perfect excuse. Yeah. ‘Cuz I’m rolling in dough now. Can we say “humongous mortgage” and “holiday retail wage“?
Things are looking a little better though. These are my three newest messages:
Nov 30
From: Excel Data
RE: Directions to Interview
Nov 28
From: Excel Data
RE: Contract for Microsoft
Nov 28
From: Excel Data
RE: Microsoft – job opportunity
Keep your fingers crossed for me. More soon.
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