Mission Summary
Start: Maple Valley, WA
End: Sioux Falls, SD
Days Off: Seven
Total Distance: 3046.4 mi
Estimated Driving Time: 43 Hours 20 Minutes
Operatives: Agents Jules & Travis, codename, “Hoolia & the Hockeyman”
Target: Spicy Dori “Doritos”, leader of the Happy Heibult Hacienda Gang
Assignment: Spicy Dori “Doritos” has not been seen in 3 years. Last sighted in Oxnard, California, but sources believe she has gone into hiding within a small farm community in South Dakota.
Confirm whereabouts of Spicy Doritos and report status of new members, Hockeyboy and Screaming Cloud. Infiltrate Gang hideout, perform reconnaissance and eat massive quantities of birthday cake.
Air transport not available at this time. Flights to Sioux Falls are stupid expensive. Suck it up.
Hockeyman in transit via MaasMobile. Rendezvous oh-eight-hundred, June 21 2006.
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