Archive for May 2008 | Monthly archive page
Jules: “It smells like cardboard in here.” Travis: “Is the oven on?” Jules: “Well, yeah. I was keeping the pizza warm ’til you came in.” *Travis smacks head* Travis: “Is it in the box?” Jules: “So? Jerry does it. He’s a cook.” Travis: “What kind of oven does Jerry have?” Jules: “I…don’t know. Electric?” Travis: [...]
There’s someone I want to introduce you to, if only because he’s going to die soon. He’s literally been a HUGE part of every waking (and sleeping) moment for the past 23 years, and I’ve hated the bastard for about as long. His name is Quasimonose. He lives on my face. And in June, I’m [...]
DEAR HUMANS, HOPE YOU HAS FUN ON TRIP. KNOW YOU R NOT REALLY ‘WORKING’. YOU R JUST BEING MEAN AND EVIL AND I HATES YOU. DON’T CARE IS PEOPLE HERE TO FEED ME AND KEEP COMP’NY. LEEVE LOTS OF GREEN GOOEY PRESENTS FOR YOU ON CARPET. TO FIND IN DARK. YOU BE SORRY WHEN COME [...]
Parasol Lounge at the Wynn Las Vegas, 2008
