3
Aug
Two New Mexicans Walk into a Market
“What the…are those supposed to be RISTRAS?!”
“Yep.”
“But what’s all that stuff in…is that GARLIC? And LAVENDER?”
“Probably.”
“Oh, that’s just…just…WRONG.”
“Yeah. But I love ‘em. They’re WAY prettier than those boring all-red ones. Still wouldn’t hang one on my porch, though.”
“Hater.”
