“What the…are those supposed to be RISTRAS?!”
“Yep.”
“But what’s all that stuff in…is that GARLIC? And LAVENDER?”
“Probably.”
“Oh, that’s just…just…WRONG.”
“Yeah. But I love ‘em. They’re WAY prettier than those boring all-red ones. Still wouldn’t hang one on my porch, though.”
“Hater.”
It’s a little goofy. It doesn’t really have a ‘theme’. It’s just whatever I'm thinking about today. Most often, it involves my very geeky tendencies and job planning events. Sometimes it’s silly, sometimes it’s serious and sometimes it’s sad. 
Hater…lol