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June 16th, 2008 - 9:41 am § in Quasimonose

Excuse Me Whilst I Get off My A$$

Today is the first day I’ve felt even remotely functional since June 6th, a day that will forever live in infamy (if only in my head, har har) as the day Quasimonose died a very bloody death. And a day in which, yet again, I gave yet another spectacular demonstration of unrealistic expectation[...]

May 16th, 2008 - 9:02 am § in Quasimonose

Cut. It. OUT.

There’s someone I want to introduce you to, if only because he’s going to die soon. He’s literally been a HUGE part of every waking (and sleeping) moment for the past 23 years, and I’ve hated the bastard for about as long. His name is Quasimonose. He lives on my face. And in June, I’m[...]